Boobie Pictures!

Last Friday I had the pleasure of having my boobs flattened in a machine and had beautiful pictures taken of them.  All women should have the chance to experience this amazing photo shoot!  You will see your boobs like you have never seen them before and you will fall in love with them all over again.  They dress them up for the shoot with adorable little beads that stick on your nipples and round stickers on any moles you might have.  Then the photographer takes the time to position each boob, one at a time, ever so carefully in order to get every angle and to get the very best pictures.  Once in position, the flattening machine begins to pull on your skin and you will see your boob turn into a pancake.  It is truly fantastic!  If you are lucky (like I was) the photographer may want to repeat the whole process again because the position was a little off.  After a few shots of each boob, the session comes to an end and you are left to get dressed.  They let you keep the adorable sticky nipple beads which I thought was an incredible bonus!  To all the women out there, book your boobie photo session soon!  You won't regret it!

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I've created this blog for many purposes.  Besides the obvious reasons like my opposition to jogging and blogging's sexiness factor, this blog will be a great service to those who know me and would like to delve into my mind a bit to possibly understand its complexities, or as pure entertainment and comic relief, or to just pass the time.  I'm guessing most of you are here for the latter two reasons, but whatever the reason, I'm glad you're here!  As much as I would like to claim that this blog is for my countless friends and loyal fans, I must be honest and disclose its true purpose: to serve me.  That's right.  Although many of you may benefit from my insightful and intelligent ramblings, it is I who will benefit the greatest.  This blog will serve as an important tool in assisting me to process the thoughts, worries, fears, and dreams that crowd my mind on a daily basis.  I have found writing to be quite therapeutic, even enjoyable at times. :)